Devil food!

A respectable endocrinologist by the name of Jim Rutz points out that soy is in fact devil food that makes you gay.

Whoops, actually, hang on a sec as I read his "About" page... door-to-door salesman, English degree, Amway salesman, vitamin company founder, stuff about churches, more stuff about churches... well, I'm sure the advanced studies in endocrinology that makes him qualified to understand the effects of soy on the human body are there somewhere. But anyway, "devil food that makes you gay" is pretty much a direct quote from his article.

Anyway, all his statements about how soy turns you gay and/or female (he doesn't seems to use them interchangeably) and might kill your baby seem reasonably well researched, and he provides references for all his arguments. Hmm, strike that... he provides links to buy a book he wrote about how reading the Bible correctly makes all of human history "snap into order", and another to a cookbook.

But anyway, soy is devil food that makes you gay and kills your baby. And makes you fat.

Footnote: skimming Wikipedia, it seems like there has been some research done into the effects of soy consumption, and it's all either "no problem", "possibly a minimal problem but more likely we goofed the study", or "in this extremely specific case, a potential problem". But I had soy milk with my cereal this morning so probably the menstrual cramps are distracting my manly intellect.